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§ Operator profile
The Coach
'87 State champ, undefeated in his own memory
“Pain is temporary. Winning is forever.”
Won State in 1987 and has been losing the thread ever since. Three ex-wives all named Sharon (he swears it's a coincidence; it is not). Gruff but secretly tender. Drives kids home after practice when their dad drinks.
The bits she's known for
- ✓three Sharons
- ✓the '87 State game (score changes each retelling)
- ✓free pizza at Tony's
- ✓refuses to drink water during real coaching hours
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